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10 Quick Camping Jokes To Tell

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Here are ten camping jokes to bring some laughter to your outdoor adventure:

  1. Why don’t bears wear shoes when they go camping? Because they prefer to go bear-foot!
  2. Why do trees make terrible comedians at camping trips? Because their bark is always worse than their bite!
  3. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
  4. What’s a mosquito’s favourite sport? Skin-diving!
  5. Why did the scarecrow win an award during the camping trip? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  6. Why don’t oysters donate to charity during camping trips? Because they are shellfish!
  7. Why did the tomato turn red while camping? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  8. What do you call a snobbish criminal going camping? A condescending con-tent!
  9. Why did the bicycle fall over during the camping trip? Because it was two-tired!
  10. How do you know if a camper is a vampire? They always complain about getting a stake through their heart!

Remember, laughter is the best seasoning for a camping trip! Enjoy these jokes and create a joyful atmosphere around the campfire.